Anthony Larsen: Confident or just really fucking annoying?

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“Hi my name is Anthony Larsen and I played college ball in Michigan!” Is a quote those who play at MSU’s soccer field year quite often. We all just smile and nod and let him think that he’s hot shit, but in reality, he’s slowly dying inside and wishes he could go back to high school when he didn’t have so many INSECURITIES!!! But hey, it’s okay to live in your past, especially when you’ve put on a “few” pounds since “the good ole days”! Anthony dresses like a hick and grew out the mullet to compensate for his below-average package. So if you want to learn how to live a deceivingly-happy-confident life, Anthony Larson is your guy!

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