Lucas has a tiny penis!

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Lucas Peisinger is just an average teenage boy, but what you didn’t know, is that under the waist he is below average... severely below average. Lucas has been reportedly seen humping poles all around the town of bel air Maryland. As it is the only thing that can pleasure his tiny ballsack. “It looks like two tiny raisins,” quoted Chameire Roberts, Lucas’s ex black girlfriend. She broke up with him due to the testicular struggles in bed. “Lucas Lucas Lucas, his dick must be large” exclaimed Karleigh Gill, Lucas’s soon to be girlfriend. Little does she know, that it is under one inch. Lucas also has been seen smearing poop all over his cock. We will report back when karleigh finds out the surprise... unpleasant surprise.

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