Ace Valentines with Literally Everyone
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DUSSELDORF, DE. After recent developments spiraled him into a Schrodinger's state of existing as both Ace and Femace concurrently, Numerous publications including TIME, Forbes, and Rolling Stone have declared Ace "Ace" Ace to be the world's most Lovable being both in and out of existence, beating Fred "Mr." Rogers and Aegis in worldwide polls.
Ace's Lovability factor is so strong that every single sentient being on the planet has professed in some form the desire to be Valentines with him, including previously unknown stone age tribes and several birds and primates that have learned to communicate with humans.
Looking towards the future, all warring states in the world have begun talks of ceasefire, stopping decades of death and conflict to instead embrace mutual love and desire to make the world a better place for Ace.
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