Russian College Student Buys Nuke. Says he will detonate it in downtown New York unless ‘Sol gives him a fourth OC slot’

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The Siberian madman, named Alexander Vladislavovitch Volkov, threatened to detonate the ICBM he had purchased from a Belarusian arms dealer for an undisclosed amount earlier this month. His letter to the UN Nuclear Safety Committee reads; ‘I will nuke all of you unless Solveig gives me my goddamn 4th OC slot.’ World leaders are currently attempting to initiate peace talks with the madman, but say all attempts to talk have been responded to with an ‘uno reverse card’

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