Local man gets head stuck in local bottle bank!

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Local man (Dan Phillips, aged 16) was on ‘a vibey walk’ as he put it when he saw something shiny in the bottle bank. ‘yoooo dad there’s something in there’ witness quoted dan saying. As his head was lodged 18 homosexual opportunist rapists proceeded to bum him. Dan told us ‘yeah like it was a good story though’. Neighbours nearby also tell us he was heard moaning and even telling them to put it deeper.

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