Young boy, G MacLennnn, exposed as beating his girlfriend, Ellihristie.
Tuesday 27 July 2059 19514 Shares
One fine day me and my chums were taking a cheeky stroll down the yellow brick road in Braehead when all of a sudden, we peer over our shoulders and witness a wild Hainey mauling on a rabid Christie. We asked our weather correspondant, Li Hainey to give her opinion on the matter. "I'm melting, I'm Fuckin melting, GEEOOOORGEE!! YOU'RE NAE MA SON!!!"