The World Leader agree, March 5th is “Worship Alex Alfaro Day”

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The World Leader agree, March 5th is “Worship Alex Alfaro Day”

Long time world hero and very lovable, Alex Alfaro, is finally being recognized with his own holiday to be celebrated by the whole world. His ability to always be on time and never late is a main factor for what earned him this prestigious holiday. When asked in an interview what he could contribute his success to he said, “I never let myself take no for an answer. One time I was told it was impossible to suck my own dick so I responded by proving the haters wrong, breaking my ribs, and bending myself over for the best blowie of all time.” All we had to say here at the news station was incredible! A man of such conviction and devotion to being the best definitely deserves this holiday. The world has announced that along with this holiday, there is a new universal law that anyone named Kassidy must come down soon to help him celebrate his new award, failure to follow this new law may result in brutal torture.

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