Farm Yard Romance.
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Dodgie Numpty with One Eye seeks attractive male with big dongler & tight arse for bum fun.
Must be able to dress up in his mother's clothes whilst me mate, Bend Over Bull, dresses as a French Maid, whilst i smoke me pipe. Sessions will take place at the Cockswell Inn. It's a shed based at the bottom of me garden.
Am partial to one eyed borrowers from York.
Contact Paddy & Bull asap.
PS. Follow the sign (Below) it's out side me farm.
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