The Griddy dance and it's consequences.
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As we all know the "Griddy '' dance popularized by NFL star Justin Jefferson has taken the Internet by storm. Whether you're scrolling Tik Tok, or looking at the latest House of Highlights post there is a good chance you will at some point come across this simple, fluid dance celebration.
But while you might think it is just a fun-loving, high energy boogie, recent studies by students at Princeton have uncovered the dangerous truth about what truly happens below the surface of a seemingly innocent move. After seeing a correlation between blindness and frequent griddying these brilliant scientists went down to the cellular level to investigate further. What they found was truly shocking.
A massive part of the Griddy is when you bring your hands to meet your eyes connecting the pointer finger and thumb. It should look like a pair of binoculars if done correctly. But what the scientists discovered is that the combination of stimulating the area around your eyes mixed with the strange motion of the legs created a malfunction in the firing neurons of the brain that causes blindness. For some this is only temporary, between 1-3 days, but there are cases that haven’t gotten resolved for close to a month now.
Advanced testing is said to be beginning soon so if you’ve been affected there is hope. And for all the Justin Jefferson fans out there, I hope that you don’t get caught by the terrifying syndrome.
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