(Juan) Christian Garcia is a dad at 14 years old
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It was a normal, sunny day at South County Middle School when former pothead Christian Garcia fucked a unidentifiable female with 2 layers of condoms! He decided to try and kill him self days later after being told his condom was popped and he couldn’t afford plan b so he drank a bottle of nyquil and woke up days later.
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