The McDonalds in Portland, Oregon has reported yet another “Phantom Wallslider”
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He has been nicknamed Zakkuwa, Thyrux, Kepler, and Zazeil. These names are from other phantom wallsliders from this McDonald’s location. The wallslider slides toilet paper all over the walls until they are unnoticeable. Eyewitnesses say that they have seen this for years, but couldn’t confirm a wallslider because they couldn’t notice it. I have nicknamed him Aquaphar, after my location’s wallslider.
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