South Florida Man "Tazed" & Taken Into Custody for Ignoring Covid-19 Warnings
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Shane Sanders, a local DAS technician, was taken into custody today for violating warnings in regard to the Covid-19 or Corona Virus.
Mr. Sanders was found in a deranged state outside the local Taco Bell rattling the doors to get in at 9pm Tuesday evening, screaming "I no eat vegetable!". He was taken into custody after receiving no less than 3 applications of officer's conducted energy devices, better known to the public as "Tasers".
One local patrolman was heard saying, "After the second shot, we couldn't believe he was still on his feet, but the third application made him go down like a water buffalo with a lion on his back. We think his confused state and Taco Bell hunger-drive somehow gave him the power to withstand the voltage."
On Saturday night, Sanders is rumored to have sponsored the inter-municipal transport of fast food products over several town lines, while also inviting un-masked guests to a gathering of more than 10 people. It has also been rumored that there was no hand-sanitizer at the event either. Investigations are ongoing into the gathering.
Local police spokesman & Wendy’s Cheeseburger lover, Lt. Mike Hart, responding to our questions about Mr. Sanders’ behavior stated, "We just don't understand it. Shane is normally a well-respected member of the community. His recent transgressions can only be attributed to the closure of the gambling halls of Hollywood Casino and of course his Taco Bell. I guess a man has his limits! He was off the rails and now he's off the streets!".
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