Junaid jawed is jailed after escaping from self isolation to have a chicken donner

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After the latest aftermath and the unprecedented turn of events, mr Boris Johnson has jailed Mr Jawed of West bowling Bradford. The police were inform when Mr jawed stated to a neighbour “fuck this lockdown, I’m having a shimlas”. The neighbour had then notified the police and Mr jawed was arrested and cautioned. He now waits to attend magistrates court in light of this offence. It is rumoured that Mr jawed states in interview that “I don’t care. Arrested me. I want my shimlas and I’m going to get it fuck you pigs”.

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