Soco in Thorton Park to Close
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Soco in Thorton Park has announced its immediate closing effective tomorrow. Unfortunately, after years of bottomless mimosas with customer Meghan O'Brien, the restaurant lost too much money to continue operations during this difficult time period. Said server Kyle Gosnell of Orlando, "we almost didn't make it after that 7 hour brunch with Meghan, her handsome brown-haired friend, and former Cypress Gardens team member from Lake Nona. We're lucky to have lasted this long."
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