Mall fire leaves shoppers with free shopping

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Thursday 01 December 2059 37256 Shares

Mall fire leaves shoppers with free shopping

Yesterday at 19:17 PM a small fire sounded fire alarms at The Mall Blackburn. Shoppers were asked to leave the building immediately and to take their shopping with them. Shopper's were filled with mixed emotions most of them delighted to be receiving their shopping for free. A spokesperson for The Mall (Wendy Wolf) stated “its the least we could do to please our shoppers after all they have gone round and spent their time picking out there items and for them to not receive them GOLLLY THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN PEEVED OFF so we just give it to them for free”.

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